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I can't decide if this author has put a "roman helmet" on steampunk, or if the author has put "steampunk goggles" on ancient Rome.
I'll tell you what else the world needs: it needs for The Brass Legionnaire to spawn a massively successful run of sequels and movie adaptations, so I can sell my high-concept adult parody, The Ass Legionnaire, to a porn studio in the San Fernando Valley--where I will then build a sprawling villa in the Roman steampunk style. (I've already received bids on my Coriolanus-inspired porn script, and I didn't even have to change the name.)
The future's so bright, I gotta wear steampunk goggles.
By the looks of your sorry ass website and stupidity, I can tell you're an illiterate and unbelievably lonely internet troll that probably lives in his parents' basement. Did you type up this absolute crap in your drawers in the dark or is it just me? Fuck off with your judgment and get a life.
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