15 February 2012

Zombie Wednesday: voice-mails I left after watching the Kickstarter video for Dead Fury: Survival

<anonymous tip voice> Hello, Jean-Luc Godard? I've found all those jump cuts you misplaced while you were making Breathless. It appears that some guys in Utah found them, and have used every last one in a video to promote their zombie-survival movie. Who I am isn't important. Just think of me as... un ami. </anonymous tip voice>


"They're coming to get you, Barbara Michel."

<anonymous tip voice> Hello, Shaggy? Some video-editor in Utah has copped your style. Also, if you know anybody who's holding, tell them to meet me at the gelato place on South Grand tomorrow at three. I just need like a dime to hold me over til my cousin gets back from Oregon. </anonymous tip voice>


"Zoinks! Like, not another low-budget zombie movie by white boys!"

<undisguised voice> Hello, George Romero? As much as I love your movies, sometimes I wish your parents had never even met. </undisguised voice>

2 comments:

  1. Are those jump cuts? I thought I was having a series of micro-strokes. Joke is on me as I write this from the emergency room.

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    1. LULZ U ARE IN TEH ER FROM EDITING!1

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